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i only make friends incase one of them has a pool or trampoline
I think I’m going to start photoshopping my 3rd grade yearbook picture into the center of all my gifs to cut back on the number of people stealing them.
u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice
what’s wrong with “xD”?
not now quirkybrittany
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what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
another pair of some of my cute new shoes ~
i doubt this will get almost 4k notes like the other pair
and yeah still on house arrest, hopefully i get off tomorrow.
I just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life
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i don’t get how this mvp twist is supposed to eliminate floaters like it’s apparent that america is stupid and won’t award it to the best game player they’re going to give it to their favorite regardless of their strategy
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Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
fun fact i once made a fake reese witherspoon twitter 4 shits and denise richards messaged me a couple times asking me if i was the real deal/telling me stories about her pet pig
My favorite thing to do is to text people that comment on Justin Bieber’s instagram pictures begging him to text them
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