*has 10 shots* bitch………who u callin drunk??????? im straight lmfao like what are u TALKING about wow omg is that flocka playin ri na?????? yaaaaas bitch hol my shot glass right quick! also im telling u this as a friend but u really should try getting rimmed sometime *turns to her bf* u should invest in eatin ass tbh but anywya where that tequila at tho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone: are you drunk ?
*leans on wall*
*looks left and right*
*throws up in my mouth*
Naw are YOU drunk nigga? Shit
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Somebody @ both of them together and get this HBO boxing event popping
Each time I listen to cruel world (2 times) I wonder when it’s going to be over.